Hottnessese

This white girl got the nod this week. It was a tight race. Very tight. You know what else is tight? My abs. One time my nephew saw me naked in the shower and instantly he turned gay. That's why I never look at myself in the mirror. Dont want to be turned into a fag by my amazing muscular body. All these are true stories by the way. If you want confirmation ask the mermaid triplets I banged last week.