Puppy

You see that ass? What her ass does to guys is equvalent to what my face does to girls. If you think I am bragging, go ask Kodak about me, the webmaster at dangwtf.com Kodak has forbidden their customers from ever taking my picture, because any attempt to capture my beauty will turn the camera into a firefly made out of gold that will fly away from it’s owners, and I can’t be having any of that shit because I own a lot of stock in gold.