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Monday, 26 July 2010 |
 | GlassPins Since I been in a funk about my life I decided to give myself a clean start and shave my head to symbolize a new beginning. Girl then warned me that cutting your hair so short would multiply how my face is perceived to others. Therefore, if my face was not attractive it would look more fucken hedious if I shaved my head. I then looked at ther and said, "ugly? Me?" and started to laugh uncontrollably until I vomited my handsome shake I drank in the morning. Silly bitch, me unattractive? Go fuck yourself. |
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Monday, 19 July 2010 |
 | Bototmooms I wonder how this girl won the BOW, I mean if some chick flips out a nipple by mistake it causes the votes go crazy for the chick to be the BOW, so what would hapen when this chick shows her love wound to the world? Congrats to faceless vagina chick for this week, or who I like to refer to as the perfect woman with a shaved vagina and no mouth to talk out of. |
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Monday, 12 July 2010 |
 | Mariela i ain't saying that the girl that my boy hooked up with last weekend was ugly but she looked like a fucken shrek with hair extensions. i mean she literally looked like a fucken monster in a skirt, but as a homeboy i just gave him a fist pound to signal that he got a great lay in front of him, with a hope that it was a woman and not some sort of man bear pig or big chupacabra in heat. |
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Tuesday, 06 July 2010 |
 | NceChairs What the fuck was that about? Brock Lesnar, the so called baddest man in the planet gets hit in the face and then runs away like my nephew when I spray him with water. Trust me nothing cures crying like spray off of a hose firefighter style. And fucken Sexyama... You Wesley Snipes complexion having korean blood japanese motherfucker. How the fuck do you lose to that apple head? Sigh... Oh here is some chick shaking her ass. |
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Monday, 28 June 2010 |
 | ThrowItTheres Oh Fedor, you russian old frat boy looking killer you. How can you break my heart like this? To lose via triangle? To have that brazilian scottie pippen looking fucker trapped you in a position with his balls in your face making you give up? Is that what the greatest fighter has come to? Fucken A. This is a sad night for all of us Fedor fans. Who will I masturbate to now while watching strikeforce? What a shameful day. |
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