Mothesis

Listen folk I am trying my hardest to get rid of that damn "Squirt" gay banner ad that keeps popping up from time to time. I know lot of you guys support the site by clicking on the ads but OMG seeing a buff Kanye with a 14 inch cock might be asking too much from our viewers. Dont worry about it guys, I am trying to replace that ad with something less disturbing to the senses. Yeah you guessed it right, diaheorra bukkake banners. You all can thank me later.

HolySsss

Things are not looking good for this country. The stock market is at an all time low, real estate market is hitting the toilets, and the national average penis size went up from 5 inches to 5 1/2 inches. Oh sweet jesus, where am I suppose to make up the 2 1/2 inches to become average? Did women started giving birth to bunch of John Holmes schlong having babies to drive up the national average 1/2 inch? Note to self: Punch my giant package having nephew in the face tommorrow for revenge.

Dressyws

Slumdog Millionaire huh? I dare anyone who is not white or indian to tell me about the plot to this damn movie? Did people not see Flavor Flav in Nite Tales? Did the audience forget about DMX in the epic film LOCKJAW? He played a coke head soldier to the T! Wait, the character wasn't a cokehead? Well he still fucken rocked! And don't get me started on why 'Holla - dont run haul ass' didn't get nominated. You drop the ball Oscar. You really dropped your none existing balls. .

Audito

I hear Chris Brown beat up some chick named Rhianna. Who the fuck is Rhianna? In fact, who the fuck is Chris Brown? The back up running back for the Titans decided to beat up a bitch? How is that news? Call me when NeYo beats up some chick, now there is some news right there cause we all know NeYo is a flaming homo. A some sort of giant forehead Asian eyed toad faced vampire teeth homo. If you are reading the NeYo I am your biggest fan.

ThickUposkes

I guess for normal people like yourselves chick like this in the video is a good get but for a stud boy like myself, this girl is like french fries that come with a happy meal. What does that mean? That analogy basically means nothing more than that I am a big fat ass that eats junk food all day. "Hey my dick just died can I bury it in your asshole?" Yeah it's my epic line use it sparingly please.