Asian/Black

WOW!  How about I do all of you guys a favor and leave a comment in the body of the post:  The always popular ‘Girl you are foine, I would hit that all night” should be here: as well as replace the ’s’ with ‘z’ for street cred reply such as ‘you’z banging, watched twice lolz” comments: and the ever popular and romantic, “I just nutted hit me up in myspace” comments should be here also.

Puppy

You see that ass? What her ass does to guys is equvalent to what my face does to girls. If you think I am bragging, go ask Kodak about me, the webmaster at dangwtf.com Kodak has forbidden their customers from ever taking my picture, because any attempt to capture my beauty will turn the camera into a firefly made out of gold that will fly away from it’s owners, and I can’t be having any of that shit because I own a lot of stock in gold.

Woompa In Thong

What is the correct way of viewing such video?  Well one way is to NOT furiously start humping your laptop because that’s what I did and now I am forbidden from the local Starbucks.  Hello??  It’s okay to read all the newspapers but never buy it, but when a man starts dry humping the duel core dell laptop while screaming, “ME NEED ASS, ME NEED ASS!” it’s seen as inappropriate?  Get your priorities together Starbucks!