 | JesusHelpme I had to go back to this Fleshlight toy that has it's ads all over the place recently. For those who do not know what this is, Fleshlight is a masturbation aid that is shaped like a rubber vagina on the bottom but looks like a flashlight on all the rest. So basically when you get over the fact that you are fucking a tool that every hero in movie uses to get out of a cave, you have to wonder, what the fuck am I suppose to do with my other hand where there is no bitch with a neck to choke? |
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