Match.com

You see what it says on the top of the page?  Does it say match.com”?   Enough with the hook me up with these girls replies and emails.  Listen buddy all of these videos were sent in, and if I knew any of these girls in person, you think I would be trying to hook your ass up?  Motherfucker please, I will be too busy trying to get a piece of the tang myself by any means neccesary.  I am the Jonathan Ogden of cock blocking yo, you can’t get pass me to get to the tang, I will stiff arm your ass with “he is married and has kids” and “I heard his gay and has STDs” moves to put your ass to the ground.