| BitchShorts Did anyone watch Tiger Woods press conference? I watched for about 2 mins but was everyone in the audience in a coma? Were they not allowed to look Tiger directly in the eye? And why the fuck is Tiger Woods mom's head so damn gigantic? You might think I am being picky or being bitchy but these are all the things I have to think about at night when I am jerking off to my "homosexual golfer with gene pool from all over the world" fantasy. Wait did I type that out loud? | |