HolySsss

Things are not looking good for this country. The stock market is at an all time low, real estate market is hitting the toilets, and the national average penis size went up from 5 inches to 5 1/2 inches. Oh sweet jesus, where am I suppose to make up the 2 1/2 inches to become average? Did women started giving birth to bunch of John Holmes schlong having babies to drive up the national average 1/2 inch? Note to self: Punch my giant package having nephew in the face tommorrow for revenge.