Love

If Michael Jackson morphed with Jessica Biel, I think their love child will look like this woman.   I am not a big fan of hats on woman because it gives them one more object to hit me over the head with when I am making my subtle moves on the dance floor.  That subtle moves consists of me pulling their head toward my crotch while doing non stop pelvic thrusts.  It seems as though some women take offense to this move.  And by "some" I mean every.  So.... Wait I lost my train of thought, I just caught my reflection in the mirror.  Can anyone say perfection?