| SombodyHlepMyBoner Merry Christmas everybody. I feel sorry for my friends (aka. friend:singular) who has to get me a present. What gifts are suitable for a man who has everything? Killer smile? Check. 4 inch dong when erected? Check. Bald spot? Check. 400sq ft apt? Check. 1995 Hyundai Excel? Check. A blind mentally challenged girlfriend? Motherfucken Check. I see your jealousy, and it ain't pretty. | |